OMB Tweets #5

1. A——–“One and a half hours ako from Makati, kakainis, traffic”.
E——–“Umulan kasi”.
A——–“Ambon lang”.
E——–“Ano’ng ambon, dito sa Ortigas ang lakas, buhos talaga”.
A——–“Nabasa ko mas malakas daw ang bagyo ngayon”.
E——–“Tingnan mo nga, summer tapos umuulan”.

(Makati Ford parking)

2. A——–“Tart, ibinili kita ng drumstick and pinipig crunch”.
E——–“Ayaw ko”.
A——–“Ha? di ba favorite mo yan?”
E——–“Matagal na yun hindi na ngayon”.
A——–“Kala ko pa naman… bumili pa naman ako”.
A——–“Ang liit na ngayon, paliit ng paliit, yung pinipig crunch parang half the size na lang. Sa America kaya nililiitan rin nila?”
E——–“Hindi”.
A——–“Magrereklamo ang mga tao, palakihan nga duon”.

After a day,
A————“Tart, may kumain nung drumstick and pinipig crunch”.
E————“Ako”.
A————“Kala ko anak ko ang kumain”.
E————“Ang tamis”.
A————“Baka iniba na nila ang timpla. Kala siguro mas matamis mas gusto ng tao”.
E————“Ganun pa rin, iba na lang ang panlasa natin kasi sa edad”.
E————“Ang liit, parang bite-sized na lang”.

3. I cleared my son’s room of some clutter. Empty shoe boxes, shopping bags, papers, etc. I filed his credit card bills in a folder. I placed the gift cards in a box. I took several pairs of old socks from his drawer and placed them in the donations box. I also removed some clutter from the study room. I spent several hours doing this and ang konti lang ng naitapon ko. 58,000 more to go.
#migraineattack #amsotired

4. I looked out from my bathroom window and I saw our neighbor’s worker scratching his front. Naku kamut ng kamot. Baka nagka sugat sugat na yung ibong pipit nya. #washyourbirdie

5. Pansit mami and lumpiang shanghai are Antonia’s new favorite dishes to cook during this month’s fried chicken ban.

6. I stopped to look at the colorful plastic sandals from the window. I didn’t notice there’s a guy who was inside holding a pair of men’s shoes. He was looking at me, he thought I was looking at him. Di ba minsan merong naka tingin sa may likod mo, kala mo ikaw ang tinitingnan? This is something like that.
After I noticed that he was looking at me, I turned my back and continued walking. He ran and caught me, “Miss..” I stopped and looked at him. Because of my age and many experiences with guys who are nabibighani sa kagandahan ko (ulk, ang kapal ko), ramdam ko na agad ano ang pakay nya.
Guy——“Miss…”.
When he didn’t say a word after 3 seconds, I said “Mi SIS”. Then I continued walking. He obviously didn’t see that I am preggers.

7. It’s my daughter’s birthday next week and I still don’t have a gift for her.
Maybe I’ll get her a bracelet.
Omb———-“Miss, magkano yang may diamonds, yung nasa kanan”.
Sales Lady– “P84,000″.
Omb———- ” 18 karat while gold ba yan?”
Sale Lady—- Mam, hindi totoong gold at hindi rin tutoong diamonds”.
84,000 na hindi pa tutoo.