OMB Tweets #8

1. I bought some vegetable seeds. #seriousfarmer

2. Our showroom faces the afternoon sun. It’s glary in the afternoon. I thought of ordering blinds to block the glare and heat.
I instructed the bright boys to measure. Ay, recalling what transpired that day makes me tired already. 70 meters daw. Ang haba nun, hanggang kabilang kanto na.

3. I am the coin collector. When I arrived from Oahu, I checked Edmund’s drawer and found about P worth of coins. I emptied his tray.
E———-“Nawala yung mga barya dito. Tart ikaw ba ang kumuha?”
I didn’t answer.
E———-“Tart, kinuha mo ba?”
I didn’t answer.
E———-“Sasabihin mo sa akin, baka akala ko may dumekwat”.

#silencemeansyes

4. Before, I would wait till our coin banks were overflowing before I unloaded them, pero ngayon I am so impatient. Even if they’re only half full, I open them na.

I got P323 from Nyke’s and P504.50 from mine.

5. I dropped by Ford Cainta on my way to Binangonan. So quiet on a Sunday. The lounge was so cold. Parang may bukas na aircon pero walang tao.

Someone left the aircon running the whole night.
#wasteofcompanyresources #globalwarming

6. The guard was not at his post when I entered Ford Cainta’s showroom. When I called him, he smelled cigarette.
A———“Saan ka nagsisigarilyo?”
Guard—–“Hindi ako naninigarilyo mam”.
A———“Amoy sigarilyo ka”.

He kept quiet. Silence means yes.

7. I bring some sunshine to several fish vendors in Pritil. I buy a lot of tilapia, bangus, and dulong.

8. This reminded me of my father. He had several boats that catch snails (suso) for feeding to the ducks. His boats were bigger. He didn’t sell fish. Everything were fed to the thousands of ducks. He earned from the eggs which he supplied to makers of itlog na maalat (salted eggs) in Pateros.

9. There was a funeral in Layunan. All of them had umbrellas. Lahat naka payong.

OMB Tweets #8