Facebook Friends Reduction Time

I went over the list of my supposedly friends on Facebook and most of them I personally do not know. Many have names endemic to the town of Binangonan so I would conclude that I approved their friend requests on that basis—- kababayan.

I’ve been meaning to reduce the number of friends that I have on FB contrary to the add add add that many people would like to do. Ako it’s time to reduce. They are not really Friends. Not even acquaintances. Many are total strangers.

I spent almost an hour this morning deleting or unfriending a few hundred names.

I am sure there are legit ones that I deleted too. If by any chance I unfriended you and you want to send me a message (no greeting cards, chain prayers please or forwarded videos) I am easy to reach. Just email me. Or if you really want to know about my life, then go to ohmybuhay.com. Or if you want me to know about your life…
hmmm… then send me another friend request.

Those I unfriended this morning:

1. Yung mga lalaking nakahubad. Mataba man or mukhang ubuhin. Nakaka-turn-off.
2. Yung mga photos nila na kuha sa gym, yung mahilig magpakita ng ABS and muscles sa braso. Hindi ako mahilig sa ABS and muscles. Kahit butu-buto okay lang sa akin.
3. Yung profile photos eh naka-upo sa papag at may mga baso at alak sa harap. Hindi ko feel makipag-tagayan.
4. Yung mga lalaking naka-pose na parang hindi ko alam kung sya ba ay macho or bakla. Sobrang emote ng face.
5. Men with profile photos na meron silang kalapit na babae na hinahalikan nila sa leeg o lips. Sino ba yung mga yun? Misis ba nila, tiya or lola?
6. Yung mga lalaki na malaki ang tyan tapos naka taas ang kamiseta, tila summer nung kinuhanan ng picture.
7. Yung mga walang profile photo and personal info. Tila fake accounts para lang makapasok sa Facebook ko.
8. Yung mga cartoons ang profile photo.
9. Yung masyadong pa-effect ang pangalan. Yung merong mga code or aliases.
10. I also unfriended one with the photo of Aga Muhlach. Hoy, iba na ngayon ang uso, si ano na… James Reid.

11. Yung mga babae na sobrang emote ang mukha, hindi sure kung ano ang ipino-project. Prostitute ba sya, escort service o looking for sex?
12. Yung mga babae showing their cleavage. I am not interested looking at your cleavage. The only cleavage I want to see is mine but unfortunately I haven’t seen it yet.
13. Yung sobrang paseksi sa photos, seductive, tila kulang sa atensyon.

14. Yung babae na ang profile photo ay si Heart Evangelista.
15. Yung babae na ang suot sa profile picture ay daster. ‘Day araw ng linggo ka magpalitrato pagkatapos ng simba para maayos ng konti ang damit mo.
16. Yung babae na nakashorts, naka higa sa sahig at tila el na el.

17.  Yung isang babae na naka short-shorts din at naka-high heels shoes.  Nag-selfie against the mirror,  tingin ko dating sa cabaret nagta-trabaho.   Married sya ha.
18. Yung babae na nakaclose-up ang mukha, naka extend ang neck na parang naghihintay na merong hahalikan sya sa leeg.
19. Yung mga babae na ang profile photo eh naka bikini sa beach. Ayaw ko ng ganyan. Hindi ako mahilig sa bikini and beach.
20. Yung mga nanay na ang profile picture ay nakikipag-kissing sa asawa nila. Yuck!  Para saan yun?  Para ipangalandakan na nagkakamali pa rin yung asawa nila na halikan sila.  Lasing?

I am doing another round of vetting soon. I will unfriend those that I haven’t even seen clicking like to any of my posts (not that it’s required but that’s the FB way), those I haven’t communicated with in the past, those that have absolutely no relevance in my life. I am not running for barangay captain, mayor or congressman. I don’t need to have thousands of FB friends, people I don’t know and who don’t know me either.

#antisocial