I have trouble communicating on the phone. It’s either my pronunciation is so bad or a lot of people nowadays are getting bingi.

A———- Miss, meron ba kayo’ng mushroom pizza with truffles?
Amici —– Mam, wala kaming waffles.
A———- okay, Isang parmiggiano pizza, half-toast, ayaw ko ng matigas.
Amici——- half-toast

(Sinabi ko ng half toast. Sunog pa.)
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Call center girl—- May I get your full name please?
A—————— Annie Tan – Yee
Girl————— Can you say that again?
A—————— Annie Tan – Yee
Girl————— Amy…
A—————— Annnnnie , as in November
Girl————— Okay mam Annie Wee

Man—————- Mam, we do double cleaning of your carpets, we’re very professional.

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A—————— You’ve seen the 3?
Man—————- I’m here mam, in your garage.
A—————— Okay, how much is the thorough cleaning?
Man—————- Ten thousand mam.
A—————— What? That’s so expensive. Wag na lang.
Man—————- Okay, I give you P6,000.

Woman————– Saan ang address nyo?
A—————— Mazda Makati
Woman————– Basta , ano nga yun?
A—————— Mazda, yung kotse. Madaling makita kasi showroom ng Mazda cars.
Woman————– Ahh kotse, Toyota?

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