Ford and Innova

1. Call Center —-“Thank you Mrs. Yee for your kind”.

2. A—–“Yee”.
Businessman—-“Yee? Intsik ka ba?”
A—–“Half”.
Businessman —-“Bakit ka Intsik? Intsik ka pala (laughs)”.
(I swear, I wanted to say “tanga ka pala”.)

3.
Kilala mo si Samuel Sy?
A——“Hindi”.
Guy—–“Hindi mo kilala Si Sammy? Malaki ang negosyo nun”.
Si Johnny Uy? Siguro kakilala mo.
A——“Maraming Johnny Uy”.
Guy—–“Di ba sa Makati office mo? Sa Makati rin si Johnny. Bakit di mo sya kilala”.

Am I expected to know every Johnny who also works in Makati?
Dyos ko ilang daang libong tao kaya ang nag o office sa Makati? Dapat ba lahat tayo magkaka kilala? Weird.

4. Girl—–“Hi Anne, how are you?”
A——–“Ahhh I’m good, thank you. Who is this please?”
Girl—–“My brother wants to buy a car, can you give him a discount?”
A——–“Yah, what’s your brother’s name? May I have his number I’ll ask our sales manager to contact him directly”.
Girl——“Kumusta ka na?”
A———“Am okay. Naka punta na ba brother mo dito sa showroom namin? Anong sasakyan ang gusto nya?”
Girl——“Innova, yung mura lang gagawing service”.
A———“Ahhh, hmmm wala kaming Innova, Toyota yun, Ford kami”.
Girl——Di ba Ford yung Innova? Bigyan mo sya ng malaking discount. Yung mura lang kasi walang trabaho yung brother ko.
A———“Wala kaming Innova, kung gusto nya pumili na lang sya ng Ford”.
Girl———“Iba na ba ang may ari ng Ford? Toyota na?”

Oh my buhay!!!!