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Detox con weight loss

My sexy daughter is at it again. She ordered 28 bottles of fresh vegetable and fruit juices combined for a three-day intensive detox or diet program.

I am sorry to say that I do not believe that this would be an effective weight loss program because the tendency after three days would be to crave for real food and end up eating prime rib steak with mashed potatoes!

But I do agree that the three day all fluids intake would help cleanse her colons which is actually a good healthy exercise and a welcome respite for her bulate. They can rest for three days. They’ve been very tired munching on all those kilos of food.

She paid P4,800 (3 days x 6 bottles = 18 plus extra bottles) for all these bottles. Good for recycling.

She warned me that she would be grumpy for the next three days so I should not speak to her.

The detox program gives her six bottles to drink each day spread out the whole day.
Plus she was given seven bags of tea and a piece of lemon for in between meals, meaning her merienda.

Julienne wants to have an early penitensya for the Holy Week. My consolation is that at least she didn’t order juices for me too, unlike the first time.

Mom———- “Anak, do you want pizza, pasta?”
Oyen——— “NO! Go away”.

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3 thoughts on “Detox con weight loss

  1. Ha, ha, ha,,,, she warned you ma’am, but you were tempting her. Testing her if she can’t resist eating pizza, pasta, he, he he….And yes I agree with you, maybe this is not the best way to loose weight.

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