I was aghast when someone candidly asked me at the APEC Wheels cocktails party last week if my husband uses the blue pill. Teka ano na nga ba ang pangalan nitong bird enhancement na ito? Hay sobra akong makakalimutin….. hindi ko maalala….. ay later na lang pag naalala ko na. Anyway, ang labo naman nya, sobra. I said “no he doesn’t, and we’re still young”. And why did he ask me that incriminating question? Sobra naman syang curious. Mukha ba akong gutom sa pag-ibig kaya tinanong nya ako?
Eto pa, he asked if we still do it. Oh my god, helloooo, kami pa. Sweetheart kailan na nga ba tayo huling nag-exercise? Naitapon na ba yung 2014 na kalendaryo? Name-mental block ako.
Hindi pa natapos duon ang kwento. He told me a senator’s wife made pakialam her husband’s wallet, nakita nya duon meron nga nung blue pill and condom. There was a mild insinuation that the senator was doing it with some other woman (or women?). Bakit baon-baon sa wallet?
He said “I cannot divulge the name of the senator. At saka this happened a long time ago”. His tongue slipped when he mentioned the name of the wife. Kilala natin ang mga misis ng mga senador. We know their first names. Clue: Two syllables, there’s a letter “a” in her first name.
