Don’t take sexy photos of yourself

It always happens, some bad-meaning people get hold of sexy photos of other people and publicly humiliate them by posting on social media or printing the photos and circulating them around.

Be careful. Be extra careful. You are surrounded by bad people, envious people, horny people, malicious people, evil people.

Do not trust even your own husband or wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, paramour, secretary, so-called best friends, basta don’t trust anyone.

Women take nude photos of themselves out of vanity. They are fantasizing na model sila ng Playboy magazine. Minsan gandang -ganda sila sa sarili nila, ang problema, the photos could get in the hands of evil meaning individuals, then here comes the problem.

If you find your incriminating photos on social media against your will, kapalan nyo na lang ang mukha nyo. I am not joking. The initial shock and feeling of embarrassment could be terrible but there are thousands of nude photos online and people will not spend their days staring at your boobs. Masasawa rin sila. Prekprek? There’s nothing there that looks nice to look at so bukas iba naman panonoorin nila. So relax lang, Pakapalan lang ng mukha iyan.

If your officemates had seen the photos, hayaan mo nga sila. If they are laughing at you, ignore them or tell them “inggit lang kayo, e di i- post rin nyo close-up picture ng mga pwet nyo!”

A few years ago I took photos of my bathroom and didn’t realize that my nudeness reflected on the shiny faucet. Some of my readers were in a panic. When I saw my nude photos, I was like “uy, ang sexy ko pala, baka madiscover ako sa Playboy magazine or FHM”. Except for two women, Bes and E, those who unfortunately saw my photos suffered conjunctivitis, indigestion, palpitations, hyperventilations, diarrhea, vomiting, high blood pressure, high fever, falling hair, severe toothaches, nausea, ruptured appendicitis, and permanent cross-eyedness. Men who fantasized suffered irreversible erectile dysfunction. No one dared sue me because it was their fault, not mine. Let the readers beware!