Hotel Receptionist —– “Wek’am petam ee?”
Edmund didn’t respond.
Hotel Receptionist ——“Wek’ahmm. Petam in Bengkok?”
Omb—–“No, we’ve been to Bangkok many times before but it’s our first time in your hotel.”
Hotel Receptionist to Edmund—–‘Mit yee, eebuk a m wito queen bed, iti it?”
Edmund—-“Ahhh….. queen bed, yes.”
Translation:
1. Wek’am — welcome
2. Petam ee — first time here?
3. Mit yee —-Mister Yee of course
4. eebuk am wito —you book a room with two queen beds
5. iti it —????
Rolex store sales agent—-“Spat wat lonwet spat, spat to em wet”
Edmund—-“Ano daw?”
Rolex agent—–“Spat wet two is lonwet no…..”
Edmund—-“Ang hirap naman intindihin.”
A———-“Pag daw sports watch long wait, two years.”
Masseuse at One More Thai —-“Michi mi pischi”.
Edmund didn’t respond.
Masseuse, again, while touching Edmund’s right leg—-“Michi mi pischi.”
A—-“Tart she’s asking you.
Masseuse—-“Mi Pischiii.”
Edmund—–“Ano daw?”
A—-“if you want more pressure”
(Mister, more pressure?”
