Frontyard Coffin

Halloween is big here.  There are stores selling 100% Halloween decors.

I don’t like scary decors. They get stuck in my consciousness and end up in my dreams.

I prefer cute The Kalabasa.

Someone in our neighborhood  takes Halloween seriously.  Two years ago,  they had a life-sized skeleton, pumpkins, spiders and aliens in their front yard.   Last year,  they added a few nicho on their front lawn, kunwari sementeryo.

Pagdaan ko nung isang araw, nagulat talaga ako,   merong kabaong.    Kala ko merong namatay, yung pala naglevel up na ang kanyang decorating skills.   Sobra naman nyang sineseryoso ang Halloween.

Their house is located on the main road.  Wala akong iiwasan, talagang madadaanan ang bahay nila.  tuwing dadaan ako, nagigilawlawan talaga ako.  So creepy.

If your spouse is this Halloween fanatic,  you must be ready that next year he would take it to the next level  and might make you play the role of the dead person.    Baka gawin kang props at ilagay ka sa loob.  You’re lucky if he would give you the right of first refusal.  Eh what if he just dumps you inside the coffin?    Siguro pakiusapan mo na lang kung pwede naka bukas na lang yung takip,  at wag ng lagyan ng salamin at wag ng nakahiga.  Umupo ka na lang para maka-kaway ka sa mga dumadaan.

After the Halloween, where would he keep that coffin? In their bedroom?