Breast Ultrasound information counter, releasing of mammo and ultrasound results
4:45 pm
Me——— “Miss, I will get the results of my mammogram and ultrasound.
Girl —— “Upo muna”.
5:05 pm
Me———– “Miss, bakit ang tagal? Dadalhin ba dito, baka pwedeng kunin ko na or ikaw ba ang kukuha? . Nagmamadali ako, I have a meeting…”
Girl——— “In the other day na”.
Me———– “Anong in the other day?”
Girl——— “Babalikan nyo na lang in the other day..”
Me———– “Isang oras ang byahe ko papunta dito, sabi mo pinipirmahan na lang nung doctor, pababalikin mo pa ako para lang kunin yung results?”
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Greenhills
Me———- “Miss magkano ito?”
lady——– “Seventy five”.
After 5 minutes, I went back to her stall.
Me——— “Miss o…” (I took pne pack and gave her P100).
She gave me 22 pesos change.
Me——— “Miss kulang yung sukli ng tatlong piso”.
Lady——- “Seventy eight yan”.
Me——— “ha, kanina lang sabi mo seventy five”.
Lady——- “Kahit saan 78 talaga yan”.
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Phoa
Me———– “Miss, ano ito? Walang lasa, at durog yung tofu”.
Waitress—– “Mam, gusto nyo take out na lang yan? Order kayo ng bago?”
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State Financing Center
Driver J——– “Mam, hinahanap kayo nung may-ari nung Avanza”.
Me————- “Bakit? Nabangga mo?”
Driver J——- “Hindi mam, ewan kung bakit pinapalaki”.
Me————- Nagasgas mo ba?”
Driver J—— Hindi mam, wala namang yupi.
Me———— Tinamaan mo, buti hindi nayupi. Ay yung pintura, tingnan mo nga kung nakadikit sa bumper natin.
Driver J——- Wala mam, hindi ko sya nabangga.
Owner of other SUV— “Nasaloob ako, nauga ako, tinamaan nya”.
I went to our vehicle and inspected the front bumper. I saw a tiny speck of cream paint. The other vehicle’s body paint.
Me———— “Nagasgas mo ng konti, eto yung pintura nya, nakadikit sa bumper natin”.
Driver J—— “Hindi mam, walang kayupi-yupi yung sasakyan nila, gusto lang humingi ng pera”.
Me———— “Aminin mo tinamaan mo ng konti”.
Driver J—— “Kahit kami saan makarating… wala namang yupi. Baka dati ng gasgas yun”.
Me———— “Nakadikit nga sas bumper natin yung pintura”.
(After 3 days: “Kinontak mo ba yung may-ari ng Avanza para humingi ka ng dispensa at sabihin mo sa halip na dadalhin pa nila sa talyer, bibigyan mo na lang sila ng P200?)
Driver J—— “Hindi mam, wala naman yupi yung sasakyan nila, kahit saan kami makarating lalabanan ko sila”.
(Ang labong kausap nito. Sarado ang brain cells),
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Me————- “Sahuran mo ng timba at baka biglang umulan mamaya”.
Maid———– “Walang bagyo mam. Umalis na yung ulan”.
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Amici Connecticut Greenhills
Me———– “Waiter alam ko na ang order ko, eto, pizza parmiggiano with pesto dip. Yung half toast”.
Waiter——- “One pizza parmiggiano without dip”.
Me———– “With dip, sinabi ko bang walang dip? Eh anong lasa nun”
At saka paki sabi half toast, gusto ko soft”.
Waiter——- “Okay mam, one pizza parmiggiano toasted, no dip”.
Me———– “Half-toast! At bakit iniiba mo ang order ko, with pesto dip, ayan oh, di ba kasama yan? Yan lang ang gusto ko aalisin mo pa.
Me———– “Pahingi pati ako ng water yung maraming yelo”
Waiter—— “Warm water”.
Me———– “Huh. yung malamig, may yelo”.
Waiter—— “May I repeat your order mam? One parmiggiano pizza, with pesto dip….
Me———– “Yes”.
Waiter——- “…And warm water”.
