Helicopter S e x

This is a post for older people only, 50 years old and above.

We’ve all been to her lovely sanctuary. It’s such a joy to visit her farm, with all the mature vines and colorful flowers. Hers is now one of the most successful vacation houses turned wedding venue in the country. I myself enjoy visiting her place every now and then.
The hot dalandan tea with basil is my most favorite.

She is such a lovely person, generous with her sweet smile. I met her the other night and she’s inviting me to come see her next time I am in the area.

She has a great sense of humor, telling everyone that in honor of her husband, she placed his photo inside the men’s toilet because that’s where he belongs, half-jokingly perhaps.

He left her for a younger woman, I heard. Of course. Sabi daw hindi na nya kasi kaya ang mag s e x under the chandelier, yun daw naka lambitin sa chandelier. At ang gusto daw nya ay helicopter s e x. Yung magka patong tapos iikot kayo parang tsubibo. Parang elisi ng helicopter. He wanted a younger woman who could do sex hanging by the chandelier (may lahing matsing) and spinning like a helicopter.

One time she was at her mother’s house, her husband called. He said “hoy hindot ka. She replied “hindot ka rin”. Her mother heard that and she asked “bakit kayo naghi-hindutan?”

After years of pain and feelings of loneliness and solitude, the lady has risen and became her own person and a very successful entrepreneur. She doesn’t hate her husband anymore according to her. She used to, but now, she just feels grateful for everything. They don’t fight anymore. They are civil to each other. Unlike before when they called each other hindot mo, hindot ka.

To quote her own words, she said she feels grateful to him because she found herself after he left her.

She became wealthy and wise.