Herve Leger P92,000 dress

We were walking towards the exit of the Shangri-la Mall to go home na when my daughter said “Ma, let’s go to Herve Leger”.
They were about to close in ten minutes, naka habol pa kami,

I don’t dream of owning a Herve Leger. This bandage style material only looks good on women with small waistline and no puson.

Gowns are priced at over a hundred thousand pesos each.

That dress is cute. Is it P82,000?

This body fitting dresses would look good on me too if our business is suman sa ibos. I would be a perfect model.

Naku, the royal blue dress pala worn by the mannequin has caught my daughters eye since a month ago except that she was always in a hurry kaya she couldn’t go to the boutique to check it out.

Very nice on her. Similar to my dresses 37 years ago.

Oyen———– “How much is this?”
Sales Girl—– “Ninety Two thousand ++”.

I thought I heard it wrong. P92,000+ Pwede ng down payment ng kotse.

Sales Girl—– “Pwede naman mam na zero interest for 3 months”.
A————– “Mas gusto namin discount. Ask the owner”.

Bagay na bagay sa anak ko. Bilhin ko kaya? That’s a sure way to lose weight kasi yung pamalengke namin for a few months would go to Herve Leger.

A———– “Anak bagay sa yo, bilhin mo na. Kung payat lang ako binili ko na yan. Bilhin mo na, ang kuripot mo!”
O———–“MOM! you’re an enabler”.

(hahaha ang sarap nyang tuksuhin)

I do not recommend this dress when it’s typhoon season and when there’s lightning and thunder.
P90,200

Nice no? Something I can never wear, madadapa ako.

This one, I like. P40,800 Kung sexy lang ako…..

Don’t remove the tag so that it would scream “I AM EXPENSIVE!”
Herve Leger is Made in China

Oyen left her name and contact number in case the owner decides to give her 90% discount.

The following day, they messaged Oyen. Nowpi nowpi nope. No discount.

Good.

Goodbye dress.