I sat at the APEC conference the whole day last Thursday. In between breaks, I managed to say hellos to old friends and business organization acquaintances. On my 5th trip to the Men’s Room converted into a Ladies’ Room, I saw my friend also waiting in line. She said she almost missed the morning session because of her maids and driver.
She said she was already in her car, two blocks away from their house when she stepped on a tiny fabric lying on the car’s floor. She picked it up— it was a cute bikini panty. Oh boy, there was a printed pink bikini panty in her car. Pa’no napunta yung panty at kanino yun?
She has one son who’s unmarried and living with her. The other two have their own families and don’t go to their house as much. Her husband ay pumanaw na sa mundong ibabaw. She has no daughter. The only female living with her are two house maids.
She asked her driver to turn back the car. She went back to her house and confronted the two maids and of course no one owned up to it. Hindi daw kanila yung panty. She searched the car again at baka meron pang naiwan dun.
Ay baka naman merong briefs.
She was furious. She interrogated the driver but he just said he didn’t know anything about it.
My friend—–“Paanong hindi mo alam, eh nilinis mo itong auto kanina? Pink na pink ito alangan namang hindi mo ito napansin?”
Driver——–“Hindi ako mam ang naglinis ng auto kanina, tinanghali ako ng dating”.
She realized she would be late for the APEC conference so she hurriedly left with a lot of hesitation.
She was so angry. She continued to interrogate her driver. Malakas ang kutob nya, eh sino pa ba ang may hawak ng susi ng kotse nila? Tinalakan daw nya ng tinalakan yung driver.
When they reached PICC, she opened her car’s door, she put her right foot out. While she was getting off the car, her driver said “sorry mam, hindi na maulit”. Nabigla daw sya, nauntog ang ulo nya sa kotse. She told me she’s thinking of firing her driver and the maid (which one?) as soon as she reached home.
Lolllll, sorry for chuckling on this. Nakakaloka !!!
She has a good wild animal driver. Good because the driver managed to just drive while Madam was nagging him. Wild animal because what should have been done in the zoo was done inside where Madam was sitting on. My question is, was the Madam infuriated because it wasn’t her panty that was left there instead?
Joey you are naughty.