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oh my buhay has toyo again - Oh My Buhay

oh my buhay has toyo again

My blog site Oh my buhay has toyo again.  Last night  the wordpress template just disappeared.

This morning, I spent one hour waiting on the phone while the go daddy technical support guys tried to diagnose and find-out what went wrong.

They were able to restore the wordpress template but the number of LIKES all  disappeared.

There are still a lot of internal errors within my wordpress program.

I ran an online ad for a highly experienced webmaster a few weeks ago.  The first 10 applicants’ qualifications were short of what I was looking for.

Last saturday night,  in desperation,  I included that in my prayers.  That God please find me that one special guy,  who would be able to help me find and correct the programming errors in my blog.     I know he’s out there.  Please find him for me.

Sunday night,  I received an email from a techie guy.  His education and experiences were very good.  I could tell because I could not understand it.

It had all those high falluting terms like integration, VB.net, C, C++, XHTML, JQuery for front end, SQL, Javascript, AJAX, etc.

The only Ajax that I know of is the cousin of Mister Clean and bff of Tide.

 

I wasted no time in touching base with him.  He came to my office and we talked about personal matters.  Marraige, babies, parents in law, love life, condominiums, cars, etc.

Then,  it seems that God is helping me.   Several other resume’s came.   Ang bibigat ng qualifications.     At bakit ko alam?  Ang hahaba ng resume,  5, 6, 7 pages.  At hindi ko nga naiintidihan ang mga nakasulat.

“More than 14 years of demonstrated work experience in IT/web/portal administration, interaction design, innovative content and graphic design within a collaborative environment.   Have more than 10 years experience in designing and delivering smart visual interface designs”.

Kita mo?  Merong interface daw.    Don’t ask me what it means.

Well versed in WordPress, Joomia and Magento installation.  Strong knowledge of JS, JSON, JQUERY, DOJO, PHP, MySQL, Basecamp, JIRA.

I know WordPress but the rest are never heard.

Eto pa ha…

“Well abreast w/ HTML5, , XML/XSL, CSS 3.0 & trending technologies such as retina graphics, geo-location and responsive design for mobile format”.

O ano?  Di ba sobrang bigat.   CSS3.0 daw,  ang alam ko lang ako CS2.  I had caesarian section operation two times, not 3.  S’ya tatlo.

Trending technologies,  ang alam ko lang si Boy Abunda sa Bandila ang kanyang laging linya ay   “Pilipinas,  trending na…..”

Retina graphics,   hmmm as in eyes?

Geo-   map ba yan?

Basta,  he’s bigatin.

 

Three  more equally impressive bio-data came in today.  Two  from UP Diliman,  One from Informatics.

I am so excited.  I know help is coming.  Who to choose?  I wish I could hire them full time but I cannot afford any of them.  They’re so bigatin, and I am too afraid to ask how much their salaries are.   Siguro per project na lang.

I hope all my frustrations on ohmybuhay’s programming errors go away soon.    I am praying and hoping for the best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. i used to create work of art using CS3, if that Techie guy knows CS3, you can count on him on designing. i’m slightly having a little trouble. sana makahanap na ng tech guy.

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