OMB Tweets #21

1. My son likes to drink cold water with lemon, cucumber and celery. He encourages his sister to try it too for better digestion and detoxification.

Must be ice cold

2. I sauteed the grilled salmon with garlic and onions and drizzled it with truffle oil, to make good and healthy pasta.

3. Pink Berry’s chairs are modern and pretty but uncomfortable. It hurts my thighs.

4. We saw this dietary supplement for “beautiful legs” at the Healthy Options store in SM Aura. We didn’t buy because our legs are already beautiful.
I bet there’s a tiny disclaimer printed somewhere “results vary”.

Many manufacturers of beauty products, anti-wrinkles, anti-this and that, hair grower, breast enhancer, height booster, etc. claim outstanding results. By the time the poor customer realized it didn’t work on her/ him, thousands of pesos have already been spent on buying the products.

5. I bought 200 pieces of big carriage bolts for my yakal fence. When the carpenter saw it, the size was too big. Mali. He gave me a tiny sample. Good we were able to return and exchange the big ones to little ones. Price difference wassix, from eight pesos to two pesos.

6. I bought ten pieces of chili for one peso apiece. They were harvested from the neighbor’s backyard.

7. Ibiang sells grilled chicken feet, hotdogs, pork liver, etc. everyday starting at 3 pm. Pork barbeque is ten pesos per stick. My driver’s smile extends from ear to ear every time I buy 5 sticks for him.

8. Re-purposed lovely silk hydrangea flowers. From one house to another.

9. I’ve been cooking tuna bake pasta sauce with chopped mushrooms, garlic and spinach, chicken stock and white pepper for my daughter. I cooked 4 times last week. It has become her default food, pag ayaw nya ng tinola ni Antonia.

10. I saw my son wearing all black to a meeting. From head to toe, parang model ng GQ. When he got home that night, he complained that his feet were sore from the shoes. Hayan, naka LV nga nagka-blisters naman.

OMB Tweets #21