OMB Tweets #3

OMB Tweets #3
1. I caught this little boy clinging to a white SUV, selling sampaguita. I got so nervous he could fall or he could be ran over. Drivers might not see him.

Oh he looks sad. They didn’t buy sampaguita from him.

2. Drones are becoming popular. In a few years they would become a lot cheaper and affordable to ordinary persons. It’s not going to be surprising if one day I’ll find drones hovering above our roof top and kitchen windows trying to see how Antonia makes chicken tinola.

3. Summer is here. I bought 90 palmeras from Bulacan Garden to help block off the sunlight hitting our showroom windows. Makati Ford now looks like a jungle. I hope it helps even a little.

4. Long time ago, one of my dreams was to have a grotto in our garden. There was a house we stayed in for a while with a grotto at the end of the garage but I never really paid attention to it because I was afraid there were spiders and ipises lurking behind it.

5. Oyen brought me to Exquisite Bags store located on the second floor of Serendra. They sell brand-new and pre-owned designer bags such as Chanel, Hermes, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Gucci, Prada, Celine, including shoes and fashion accessories. I couldn’t believe that some women would buy second hand Birkin bags for six hundred thousand pesos or even more. They have brand-new Birkin and Kelly bags selling for P750,000 and up. Some bags are old looking hindi lang halata kasi puro spot light yung store. There were Chanel bags selling for over P200,000- P350,000.

Sold na daw ito. According to the sales lady, they have suppliers from Dubai. They don’t buy from local kasi nga naman baka fake.

6. Oh my it’s already March 1 today. My daughter is going to celebrate her birthday soon and I don’t have a gift for her yet. Wala akong maisip.

7. I have many relatives born in March. My mom, Bong, Angel, etc.

8. Someone from Binangonan sent me a message. She’s selling cheap MAC lipsticks daw for P300. Mura nga. Considerably cheaper than P1,200 ++ in boutiques. I could only think of two reasons why it could be that cheap, either it’s fake or stolen. Either way I don’t want to buy.

9. She also offered Ferrari perfume for men for P600. I thought she was trying to sell me a Ferrari sports car. I declined right away saying I couldn’t afford a Ferrari. She said “madam, Ferrari perfume, hindi kotse ang binebenta ko”.

10. My driver is looking for an albularyo that could cure his cousin. Maraming level pala ang albularyo. Kailangan yung mataas ang ranggo para kayang labanan at kontrahin kahit anong klaseng kulam.

11. This sales staff didn’t notice me. I saw him using up his time checking out the Yahoo website.

12. I went around the building and noticed that most of the people glance at their cellphones every minute or so while working. Some are not working at all, nagpe-Facebook, nagte-text, nag-i-internet using their phones. I think it is safe to say that because of the cellphones, employees’ efficiency and competency are greatly reduced.