OMB Tweets # 37

1.
I can’t wait to visit the farm to see Chickie and her soon-to-be chick-chick.
Ang cute siguro.

E——“So ang kulang na lang natin native chicken.”
A——“And horse”.
A——“Pag meron na akong pond, ducks, mga apat”.
E——“Eh di kinain nila lahat ng isda”.

2. My father had a kamalig before with a thousand or more ducks. He didn’t sell ducks. He supplied duck eggs to balut makers in Rizal. He had several fishing boats that sailed in Laguna de Bay every day and night to catch little fish and shells to feed the ducks.

3. I asked a junior staff to contact St. Luke’s Medical Center in Global City to get the clinic schedules of three ENT doctors. I repeated several times that I needed their schedules at St. Luke’s Global City. She kept emphasizing that yes indeed, she contacted St. Luke’s Global. Medyo nakulitan na sa akin. I instructed her to call again to get their direct lines. I was right, she didn’t call Global, she called St. Luke’s Quezon City. #comprehension

4. I gave another junior staff a phone number to contact. “Ask how far the property is from the highway”.

Staff—-“Boss, hindi kami magkaintindihan, basta ang sabi nya 1.5 hectares”
A——–“So gaano kalayo sa highway?”
Staff—-“Kilameter”.

5. I went to CW Home Depot today at 5 pm. I looked at sample displays of windows and screens for our cottage house.
Sales Lady —-“Mam, maganda yan kasi pol pros”
A—–“Ano’ng ibig sabihin ng pol pros?”
Sales Lady —-“Mam, bumubukas sya hanggang dulo at sumasara”.

Did she mean full close, or fully closed, ay ewan.

6. A—–“Bakit ka nagresign sa pagka police at body guard ni Isko?”
Guy—“Mam, na-alaga ako ng bata”.

Sayang naman ito, college graduate, Criminology pa, tapos baby sitter lang.

7. We are closely following the US presidential campaign. Sanders is a big threat to Hillary. She’s not sure of winning the nomination. Trump loses to Cruz in Iowa. My siblings and their families live in California, I consider America as my second home so their president is my second president. Does that make sense?

8. We have a new maid. Yesterday she asked for her two weeks salary.
I counted how many days she’s been here so far. Nine days pa lang. She insisted that two weeks na daw. Matagal before she accepted my computation.

9. Me——“Ilabas mo yung isang balot”.
Cook—-“Oo mam, dalawang balot”.

10. Yen and I had lunch yesterday at Rustique Kitchen in Pasay Road, Makati. Tuna salad nicoise and Spicy shrimp pasta split.

11. I missed my 5 pm appointment in Valle Verde yesterday afternoon. Para naman hindi sayang ang lakad ko, I decided to get off at Estancia Mall.

I need new dresses. Puro luma na mga baro ko.

Nice

Ang tawag dito OA. O A sa mahal. Matapunan ng toyo, OK.

12. I went to the guest toilet in the showroom. It was clean naman. I noticed this notice was brownish. I decided to rub it with toilet paper, aba, nawala yung brownish color. Pumuti. I ended up spending several more minutes cleaning it. Pinanindigan ko na.

13. For the first time, I wore this pair of aqua colored sandals I bought in Powerplant Mall a few years ago. I was wondering where those white things came from. Baka kako I stepped on some white things. It was only after an hour before I discovered that those white things were coming from my sandals. The sole was disintegrating. I wasted my money. I paid around P2,000 for that.

14. I had late lunch at Amici in Pasay Road beside Don Bosco Technical School. Someone’s coming to our house at 4:30 so I took home some pasta. While waiting, nagutom ako kaya kumain na rin ako.

I also bought a mini caramel cake. (My guest didn’t touch the cake. He was full.)

15. I went to the Hall of Justice in Quezon City this morning at 11 am. I couldn’t walk thru this hallway because fans were waiting for Angel Locsin to come out of the fiscal’s office.

Ang galing naman, yung pupuntahan ko eh kalapit ng pangalawa nyang pinuntahan. na-traffic na naman ako. There were 6 policemen waiting at the door.
Policeman #1—— “Kala ko ang tangkad, hanggang noo ko, yun pala five inches ang takong”.
Fiscal’s staff—–“Bakit hindi namin alam ha? Bakit hindi namin alam na may inquest proceedings pala si Angel Locsin”.
Policeman #2——-“Hindi Angel ang tunay nyang pangalan”.
Policeman # 3——“Tila Angelica”.