OMB Tweets #4

OMB Blog Tweets #4

1. OMB avid reader Nanette, with Elsa and their bank president Armie. Nanette won one OMB contest last year. She’s hoping to be among the twenty Oh My Buhay readers to join my simple birthday meet and greet.

2. I am not very confident that my children would spend most of their weekends with me if I have a tiny farm house under a mango tree. I would be lucky if they would agree to come once a month.

3. I washed my hands in one of Robinson Galleria’s toilets. I didn’t have a tissue paper in my bag so I tried to dry my hands using the electric dryer. I couldn’t put my hands under it because a woman wearing the Gokongwei’s bank uniform was positioning her face under the dryer. I didn’t know what she was trying to do. Then she moved her mouth forward, pouting her lips. What the ef is she trying to do? When she noticed me squinting my eyes while staring at her, she moved away and told me she’s drying her mouth. What the ef-ef! Hay naku, miss sa susunod nga ipunas mo na lang sa dress mo yung bibig mo. Mapaso pa ang nguso mo dyan sa dryer.

4. Edmund and I like eating suman sa ibos. We dip it in sugar.
Compared to last year, I noticed the size of the suman has gotten smaller.

Shrinking suman

5. Bank hackers stole $1B from banks. Before, thieves must be physically present to break-open the bank’s vault to steal. Now, technology has made bank robbery a lot easier and on a grander scale.

6. Toddler shoots dad and mom. Terrible.
Keep away guns within reach of children and even adults too.

7. The showroom of Makati Ford looks like Sonya’s Garden with a hundred palmera plants lining up the front. It’s an effort to partially block the intense summer heat. Kawawa din the plants, they have to endure extreme heat kaya some of them are turning yellow. They are watered two times a day.

8. A virtually empty Rustan’s department store on a Sunday afternoon. Where are the shoppers?

9. I bought 4 inks for our HP printer at home. The printer is cheap, the ink makes it expensive. Ang bilis pang maubos.

10. Crime rate drops to 50% in Metro Manila according to the PNP press release.

I wonder where they based their statistics? The sharp drop siguro registered during the 12 hour period when millions of people were waiting for Pope Francis in Luneta.

11. Murder suspect robs store, kills cashier. Lower crime ba kamo?

12. Three slain in their Mandaluyong home. Lower crime ba kamo?

13. My skin is so dry and wrinkly. I bought a facial moisturizer with Vitamin E from The Body Shop last night in Galleria.
Sales Lady to the cashier ——- sero sero sero
(Zero?)