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Pizza Fhitsa - Oh My Buhay

1. Dogs name: Tyler and Stitch
Our cook has been living here for about ten months already but up to now she couldn’t decide how she would like to call Tyler.

Day 1
A———“Sino yung kumakahol?”
Cook——“Mam si Tiller”.

Day 2
Cook——“Si Teller kasi inaaway ni Stetch”.

Day 3
Cook——“Pinaliguan ni Beth si Taler.

2. Requesting for official receipt:

Omb——“Miss, kailangan ko ng official receipt”.
Cashier–“Dun mam sa customer serve”.
Omb——“Okay”

3.

Omb————-“Hi, dito ba nag-i-issue ng official receipt?”
Female Staff:—“Dito mam”.
Female Staff to a female co-worker —–“kailangan daw ng resip”.
Female Staff—–“Mam, pakisulat na lang yung company name at TIN number”.
Omb————–“Hindi ko kabisado at hindi mo kailangan yung TIN number para mag-issue ng resibo”.
Female Staff—–“Kailangan mam”.
Omb————–“Kabisado mo ba TIN number mo?”
Female Staff—–“Sige mam, paki intay na lang yung resip”.

4. Ordering pasta with shrimps

Waitress —–“Mam, here’s your spaghettini with shirp, shirm..p”.

5. Ordering pizza

Waitress——“Sir, you ordered one solo fhitsa”.

pizza /  fhitsa

6. Omb——-“Miss, pepper, paminta”.
Food attendant—- “Fepper”.

7. Omb——-“Pumunta ka sa Mcdo, ibili mo ako ng hash brown, apat”.
Driver —-“hamburjer mam?”
Omb——–“Hindi hamburger, hash brown”.
Driver—–(thinking…) “Hash brown, walang buger, burger”.
Omb——–“Ililista ko, ipakita mo na lang dun sa cashier”.

8. “Hello mam, dito na’ko, with cheese ba daw?”
Omb——-“ano’ng cheese? Ibigay mo nga yung listahan ko.
Hash brown, HASH BROWN!

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  1. Na miss ko yung ganitong post, OMB. Winner for me are number 7 and 8. 🙂

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