It’s been two or three months that I haven’t had a body massage. Even after we arrived from our travel, I wasn’t able to pamper myself with a good reflexology.
I called a home service masseuse the other night hoping to feel better. I didn’t even get to sleep for a minute. Pag magaling kasi, naiidlip ako half of the time. Eto hindi, parang napagod lang ako.
Tonight before coming home, I went to a reflexology center.
A————— Wala akong appointment, isa lang ako.
Receptionist—- Sige mam, upo ka muna.
A————— Thank you.
Receptionist—- Mam, okay na.
While I was walking towards the massage area…
Receptionist— “Mam, pwede kayong male…”
I turned and looked at her, I said NO with a matching simangot and irap.
Anong kala nya sa akin?
Why would she think that I would allow a male to lamutak my fats?
My God, they should pay me instead.
Male? Sa sexy kong ito, pag-interesan pa ako nun. Baka ma-turn on sa mga cholesterol deposits ko.
I was already inside the room and yet I was still inis. Ang sungit ko talaga lately.
A woman brought a hot soup and a cup of warm water.
A———— Miss, ano yan?
Miss——— Soup.
A———— Soup nga, pero anong klaseng soup.
Miss——— Hot soup mam.
A———— Ano ang laman ng hot soup?
Miss——— Munggo
A———— Sige, salamat.
My thighs are not this fat. It’s just the camera angle. As if naman anyone would care.
When I got home..
Husband———- “Nakapagpamasahe ka?”
Saan ka nagpunta?
A—————- Sa…….
Napagod lang ako hindi naman ako na-relax. Lalong sumakit ang shoulders ko.
i was hoping it would relieve my headache.
Husband———- Uminom ka na lang ng Biogesic.
I should’ve done that instead. I saved P600 pa.
