Sexy Solutions by Belo

I received four Sexy Solutions gift certificates for Belo treatments from Oyen last Christmas. She kept on reminding me that those have expiry dates-  March 15, 2013.

Everyone knows that Belo treatments are expensive so ayaw ko naman masayang yung bayad ng anak ko plus these were my daughter’s Christmas gifts.

I contacted the Belo clinic and scheduled 4 consecutive treatments para mabilis matapos.
My first session was on a saturday afternoon para less traffic. Lucky for me, driver Deo knew where the building was. It was very near Makati Medical.

Oyen bought the package from Deal Grocer

Raymond Gutierrez and Georgina Wilson. I don’t think Georgina Wilson needed any treatment.

My appointment was at 3:30 pm but I arrived at exactly 3 pm.

I was given a form to fill-up. It’s about health history.

Meron din silang clinic rights that basically said- kung hindi ka sisiput sa treatments mo, hindi ka se-sexy.

I came prepared to wait. I brought a book and my Ipad.

AFter about fifteen minutes, this young lady called me to a room where she interviewed me based on the form that I filled-up. When she saw my age, she acted as if she couldn’t believe it. From then on, we just talked about my life, nothing in relation to why I went there for. She asked if I went to any clinic for facial treatments, I said NO. Kaya hindi nya tuloy ako mabentahan ng mga pampa beauty treatments.

The consultation was supposed to be for 15 – 30 minutes but she ended up interviewing me for almost an hour.

When she brought me to another room for the actual treatment, she and another girl measured my stomach. They also brought a camera supposedly to take a picture of my body.
Me———- No.   Is that for before and after?
Girl——– Yes mam.
Me———- You have to pay me.  And you cannot take a picture of my  stomach alone.  You have to include my boobs because they are always together.

I did not allow them to take a snap shot of my stomach. I found that really intrusive and violating my privacy.
To see if my stomach had shrunk after the 4 treatments? that’s impossible.

Me to girl—– Hindi na liliit ang tyan ko. So walang AFTER.

Oyen bought two Ion Magnum treatments and two Tite FX.
This is the machine used for Ion Magnun, para kinukuryente yung tyan ko.
I requested the girl to leave me in the room during the treatment. She came back to remove the contraptions after 40 minutes. The best thing that happened was I fell asleep. At least na relax ako. I didn’t even want to stand-up after the treatment.

They gave me a free t-shirt on my 3rd session.

I went back the next day for the second Ion Magnum. They wanted to measure my stomach and I said no. Siguro ang sabi ang suplada ko.
Me——— Measure? That’s useless, hindi liliit yan in one day.
I went back again for the 3rd time, and this time for a treatment called Tite FX. Ang sakit-sakit. It was only for 30 minutes yata pero parang kinukurot yung tyan ko. Really hurts. Kaya pala I could not go back till after a week, kasi pala mamumula talaga at nag bruise. Ang hapdi. My next and last treatment would be on tuesday but I requested if I could just have the Ion Magnum instead of the painful Tite FX, hindi daw pwedeng palitan kasi the package was bought thru Deal Grocer.

I am not at all looking forward to going back on tuesday