We came home at past midnight last night. Edmund and I stayed in the family kitchen cum dining area for about 15 minutes recapping the events of the day while eating suman sa ibos, and Edmund drinking Japanese tea.
He went ahead while I stayed behind to clear the kitchen island. When I was ready to call it a night, guess what I saw.
Two ipis (again) positioning themselves on our wall for their midnight fantasy.
I have always wondered why they’re so many. Every where I went, merong ipis.
When I attended a friend’s party at their house in Baesa, Quezon City, there was a big ipis crawling on the fruit salad at the buffet table. Dessert con ipis.
Aside from anay, langgam, and spiders, we are invided by these prolific creatures.
According to the History Channel, cockroaches have been around for more than a thousand years. And they multiply very fast.
They said in one cabinet alone, there could be a thousand eggs.
Even if Edmund sprayed every week, and dami pa rin nila. Hindi sila maubos. Now I know why.
Dahil sobra silang mahilig. Sobra silang ma– L (ma-el). Do we have Viagra flowing in our drainage system at sobrang silang ma-energy mag-gawa ng babies?
Mahal na araw ngayon, ayaw kong mainis pero pikon na talaga ako sa inyo.
Didn’t you hear what happened to your two mahalay relatives honeymooning in my bathroom? They’re dead, as in goodbye.
Pwede ba, mag-facebook nga kayo so you know what’s happening in your barangay.
See, now you’re dead too.
