I placed something in Edmund’s drawer yesterday. I noticed the coiled tape measure neatly tucked at the far end corner. When you see a tape measure (medida in Tagalog), your natural reaction is “masukat nga ang bewang ko”. Same here, that was what I felt. But huwag na nga kasi ayaw ko ma-depress. I know how big my stomach is and if I measure it, reality is going to be so painful, baka hindi ko makayang tanggapin.
Sige na nga, kukunin ko na. Masukat nga ang sexy body ko.
I knew it. Diba nga sinabi ko na kanina na hwag ng sukatin at mahihirapan kang tanggapin ang katotohanan? Hayan na nga. 36″. Paano ba kino-compute? Less 30%? Hindi yata bewang yan. Baka boobs ko. Hinde, bewang talaga yan.
