We want Stitch to have a puppy. He is male and the only female around our house is Lucy. We are looking for a pretty purebred Shih Tzu to be the mom of Stitch’s baby. Here’s the qualifications:
1. She must be a purebred Shih Tzu, preferably with a Philippine Canine Club registration.
2. Must be petite, the smaller the better. The smaller breed is called teacup. Stitch is supposedly a teacup but he is fat from eating and doing nothing so now he’s more like a teapot.
3. Stitch never had a relationship with other dogs, male or female alike. He is still a virgin so the female must be sexy, daring, sexually aggressive and capable of attracting the suplado Stitch.
4. Female must not expect any emotional and romantic commitment with Stitch. It is a one or two nights stand only and the purpose is purely for sex and reproduction. No strings attached.
5. Female dog owner must take care of their dog while she’s pregnant to ensure that we will be able to get a healthy offspring of Stitch.
6. We prefer to get a male puppy so that it will not mate with Stitch when it grows bigger.
Stitch’s profile:
Father and son, photo taken a few minutes ago.
He is the only child of Lilo and Tyler. His mom Lilo was a full-bred teacup Shih Tzu we bought from a big house in Damar Village in 2011. When their maid brought out the box with the puppies, there were better looking and bigger ones but we picked the little one that was being stepped on and pushed away. It had skin rashes and looked unhealthy. We bathed it, brought it to the vet for vaccines and proper care, and gave it lots of love. My daughter named her Lilo. It became a she no longer an it.
Lilo had a difficult pregnancy. She was so tiny and had trouble giving birth which resulted to the death of almost all of her puppies.
The first few puppies were all dead when they came out. I remember it was a Saturday. We all thought she was done giving birth. We went to church at 6 pm and had dinner somewhere. We came home at around 9:45 pm and we found a tiny puppy under a chair in the garage. It was shivering and gasping for breath. Edmund cleaned it and wrapped it in a blanket.
That cute boy was none other than Stitch!
Lilo died sometime in June or July of 2012 from an illness.
Stitch is mabait but a little suplado. He mingles well with people because he goes to the office occasionally and is used to being cuddled by strangers / office staff. He is a homebody and has not traveled outside of the country. The only places he’s been to are Tagaytay, Makati and San Juan.
He’s been kissed and hugged by adoring humans but never had any romantic relationship with dogs. Needless to say he is still a virgin at the age of 6.
So guys out there please message me if you have the perfect match for Stitch. Thank you.
