He saw me changing clothes.
Theo—- “Wowa, I see your dodo. Why is your dodo a little bit small? Why Wowa?”
His question elicited an impulsive reaction from me. Napatingin tuloy ako sa dodo ko. Hmmm, mukhang maliit nga.
Before my self esteem could shatter, he followed up with another question “Wowa, Wowa, why is your dodo a little bit small?”
Before I could find an appropriate answer, he said “My mommy’s dodo is big. It has milk”.
One night.
Theo—- “I feel wee wee Wowa. Come with me.”
Theo—- “Let’s wee wee together”
Wowa—– “You go first.”
Theo—– “Let’s wee wee together. Let’s sabay Wowa.”
Wowa —- “We don’t fit, you first.”
Theo—– “We stand together.”
Wowa—– “You go first, sige na.”
Theo —– “Wowa, why do you sit down when you wee wee. Stand up Wowa.”
Theo—— “Wowaaaa! Where is your bird?”
Wowa —– “I don’t have a bird. I’m a girl.”
Theo —– “Why are you a girl?”
Can somebody please help me answer this?
The next day.
Theo—– “Wowa, why is your doo doo very small.”
Napagdiskitahan na naman ang dodo ko.
The other night he said my dodo was a little bit small, today, very small daw. Ouch!
Theo—–“My mommy’s dodo is super big, it has milk.”
Wowa—– “I don’t have milk.”
Theo —- “Why you don’t have milk? Why wowa?”
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