This short conversation transpired years ago but has stucked in my consciousness.
This is for married couples only. Parental guidance is required.
I decided to pick-up some groceries from Unimart in Greenhills. On our way home, at about 7 pm as we were entering the subdivision gate and before reaching our home, this took place.
Driver V: Mam, pwedi mag-absent ‘ku bukas?
Me : Bakit?
Driver V: Magpa chick-up si Misis, magpasama sa ‘kin Mam.
Me : Bakit? ….. may sakit? …. Anong sakit?
DriverV: Hindi kami magka bebi Mam, gusto namin magka bebi
Me : O, anong sabi ng doktor, sino daw..may disprensya?
DriverV: Si Misis Mam… Kulang ba sa spirm egg.
Me : Ow? Eh kung kulang ka sa sperm….
Driver V: Hindi ako Mam, sya.
DriverV: Balik-balik na kami sa cinter…. sabi nung duktor, kulang sya sa spirm egg
Me : Ow…
DriverV: kaya mahirap mabuo daw mam, kailangan merong gawin para sa spirm egg.
Me : Pe…ro.. kung kulang sa… sperm….. di ba..dapat …ikaw.. ang mag…lagay… nun?
DriverV: Hindi mam, sabi nung duktor, sya daw.
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