What if Anne Curtis slaps you?

We were updating ourselves with current events and my daughter told Edmund too about the slapping festival initiated by Anne Curtis.
My husband said Anne Curtis should not get away with it even if she had apologized.

We just couldn’t imagine that Anne Curtis would slap those unsuspecting individuals for no apparent reason, totally unprovoked. Imagine, if I were the one next in line in the toilet, wala akong ka-alam alam, there’s someone rich and popular pala, feeling powerful, tapos PAKK! Aray ko po!. If that happens, ibig sabihin pwede na akong mag-artista. Pwede na akong tra-ex sa drama na papa-sampal sa bida.

Seriously speaking, hindi libre ang sampal ano.
That would come with a price, a stiff one. I don’t care if the person is having juju cleanse, intoxicated, naka Prozac or having a bad dream. I would definitely sue.
Manipis pa naman ang mukha ko. Buti kung ako si Marquez o si Floyd Mayweather.

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  1. I think they were banging the door while she was putting on her underwear. Sampalin ko rin sila, di naman ako sikat.

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