Effective immediately, my husband is banned from having a body massage. I don’t know yet until when this would be in effect, but beginning today, he is not allowed to call a masseuse or go to a massage spa salon, without my presence and written permission with my full signature. I think you should do the same. ASAP.

Why?

She and her boyfriend got married after a one year courtship.
They both came from wealthy families.
She’s been married for 34 happy years. Their kids are all grown up.

She looks young and I really didn’t think she would be my age.

She and her husband like to call home service massage together.
Little did she know that he became fascinated with the masseuse and started calling her much earlier before the wife comes home.

Her business is growing and becoming more popular and in demand which required her to come home much later than sooner.

In the meantime, the husband gets a long and steamy massage inside their masters bedroom.

It’s been on-going for 6 years and the wife didn’t have the slightest clue. She is the perfect example of the whole world knows even the customers of her husbands, even their maids and drivers, except her. Why? Because she trusted him too much. In all their 34 years, he’s always been nice and caring and in fact, those who meet him always compliment how nice he is.

And how did she discover?

They have a farm which she seldom visited. One day, she asked her staff to get some things from the farm. Her staff noticed there’s a new house in the farm tucked away in the woods and there’s a woman living in the farm with her husband.

Her staff told her what she had seen so wife boarded the car and went to their farm to see for herself. The other woman is the masahista.

She got military intelligence officers to gather proof of concubinage. In no time at all, they gave her video clips, taped conversations, photos, etc.

Her husband not only gave the masahista a house, a car, and parcels of land, he also put up a small business for her.

She was really devastated. It’s been 6 years that her husband is sleeping with the masseuse and she never doubted him a bit.

That explained why she and her husband haven’t had sex for six years. Because he didn’t want to anymore. Even if a few times she tried to initiate. He rejected her. Yun pala, kasi merong ibang outlet.

Alam nyo ba what he told her when she asked how come he didn’t want to have sex with her anymore? “I like her v_gina more than yours”. The woman is 31 and he is 59. Pa-macho pa sya, he f_cks her daw ten to twenty times a month.

She said for more than one year all she could utter was putang ina, putang ina, putang ina.

Grabe namang bastos ng asawa nya. Walang respeto, as if naman wala silang magandang pinagsamahan. Kung sa akin nyun baka sinakmal ko sya sa leeg. Nasira na talaga ang ulo dun sa masahista. He could have said he is in love with another woman. But why did he have to insult his wife?

She also told me that she also found out that prior to that ugly masahista, her husband has had 4 other similarly ugly girlfriends. Mahilig pala sa pangit.

Attention wives: Ipagbawal na ang masahe. Ibinababa nung mga masahista yung salawal ng mga lalaki sa likod kasi minamasahe yung pigi, tapos naka sangkalan sya sa likod ng lalaki, naka bukaka sya dun habang naka taob ang minamasahe. Eh saan pa mauuwi yun?

Attention husbands: Bawal na ang masahe, period. Wala ng tanung-tanong. Basta bawal tapos.

Very important:

If you don’t like your wife anymore, please just leave. Do not insult her. She’ll learn how to survive without you. Don’t feel guilty. She is tougher than you think. She will suffer pain from the initial shock, but one day, she would feel better, and realize that she’s better off without you.

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7 thoughts on “Ban the Masahista

  1. I think Ma’am Annie more than the arousing act of masahe, nasa character din nung lalake sa kwento na mambabae talaga. Minsan no matter how we guard and prevent all possible temptation sa landas ng asawa natin pag gusto mangaliwa madaming paraan.

    1. It’s true. It’s up to the guy. But they should also be reminded occasionally and be made aware.

  2. Ugh! Grabeh talaga ibang mga lalaki. That reminds me, a year ago sinamahan ko hubby ko na magpagupit ng hair, ung babaeng hair stylist, she gave my hubby a head massage and was obviously flirting with him (sa harap ko mismo). When it was time for him to get his hair rinsed, her hands were all over him. I just had this gut feeling that she’s up to something so I instructed my 6yr old to go with them since it’s at the back of the salon.
    We’re together 12 yrs and we never had Facebook coz we agreed that it’s totally unnecessary. Just recently, I found out that he has an account and been flirting with some chaka girls online. I told him that those women were just flirting with him coz he has a $ sign on his forehead. Feeling naman nya ang gwapo nya.
    I realized na kahit anong pagbawal sa asawa, if nature na nya na babaero, magloloko at magloloko talaga.
    At yung malalanding babae na mahilig pumatol sa may asawa, they are good at making the guy feel “macho, gwapito, etc.” dahil sa pera. Akala naman ng mga lalakeng yan gwapo at macho talaga sila. Grrrr
    Sorry for ranting Miss Annie.

    1. Facebook connects people but also multiplies temptations. Many men and women use it for hunting. I’ve seen married women posting selfie photos in provocative poses and clothes. Some even pose laying down showing their cleavage and half opened pants button and zipper. it’s obvious what they are looking for. Men, would get curious and look at the photos, check who this temptress is, and that leads to more intense curiosity. Men send links of pretty women to their male friends thru Facebook too. If your husband (or wife) is a weak target, then your relationship (or marriage) is bound to be broken.

  3. Yung bulag na lang na masahista miss Annie, at dapat pangit na lalaki. Kasi katakot din baka maconverted sa pananampalataya. Or bumili na lang nung massage chair na mamahalin kasi masarap naman iyon. Iyong kakilala ko dalawa ang binili kasi para sabay silang mag asawa. Eh di nag uusap pa sila habang namasahe habang nagpurihan sila ng kanilang mga kung ano ano at hindi mag insultuhan. Napakasakit ng sinabi nong husband ha…. Hindi ko na yun makakalimutan unless mag pa surgery ako ng tightening at pa lagay pa ako ng hymen. Omg napakasakit ng sinabi nya sobra, panira ng buhay.

  4. Siguro dapat mataba at panget na masahista nalang. Same goes for hiring a maid, dapat hindi maganda at sexy kasi delikado baka akitin si mister. Nung mag-hit yung serye na “Be Careful with my Heart”, ang daming maids na nangangarap maging katulad ni Maya.
    Pero grabeh naman yang lalake na nagsabi nun sa asawa nya. He must really hate his wife to spew those vulgar words. I hope she files a concubinage case against him and also take away whatever properties he has given to his mistress. Masyado naman nya dinurog pagkatao ng wife nya. Kung ayaw na nya, sana nag-file nalang ng annulment.
    Minsan ang mga lalake they want the best of both worlds. Economic partner (wife) to work with him and a sultry mistress to f*** whenever he wants. Tsk tsk

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