Caitlyn Jenner

First thing that caught my attention was the photo of this girl. I thought she was one of those super models being featured. After reading the other headlines, I went back to this photo and read the captions.

It was Bruce Jenner, the step-dad of the Kardashians, now transformed or re-configured into a gorgeous Caitlyn Jenner.

A——-“Oh? Eto na yung si Bruce Jenner?”
E——-“Yan yung Kardishan”.
A——-“Tart, Kardashian”.

E——-“Ang gandang lalaki pa mandin nyan,  ang gwapo”.
E——-“Parang si Robin Padilla”.
E——-“Gwapo din yun”.

E——-“Kaya ikaw wag kang maghahanap ng gwapo,  matakot ka.  Mas safe ka sa akin”.

Caitlyn Jenner, Vanity Fair cover

A——-“Nakakatakot na ngayon,  wala ng sigurado.  Nung araw pagmaliit ang anak mo,  pagnakita mong hindi pumipilantik ang daliri at bewang eh safe ka na.  Iba na ang panahon talaga.  Dati,  pag nagka girlfriend,  maka hinga ng maluwag ang parents.  Tapos,  pag nag-asawa,  sure ka na na lalaki sya.  Ngayon wala ng sigurado.  Kahit lolo na, pwede pang bumaliktad.   Ikaw tart, baka mamaya isinusuot mo mga bra at panty ko.

A——-“Dati  ang worry ng husbands baka merong cats yung wife nya,  yung wife naman ang worry baka may chicks yung husband nya.  Ngayon na doble ang iwo-worry.  Yung wife mo baka may cats and chicks.  Yung husband naman baka may babae o lalaki or both.  Dyos ko, daming worries”.

E——-“Tart, do not use the terms cats and chicks. You sound so 70s. Hindi na alam yan ng new generation. Nahahalata ang generation mo”.

A——-“Meron akong nakita sa Facebook,  tiga Binangonan yata,  sabi nya “today I decided to be gay”,  We’re not really friends so I unfriended him.

E——-“In-unfollow mo?”

A——“Unfriended.  Hindi naman talaga kami friends”.

A——–“Ganyan na ba ngayon tart.  Naiintidihan ko yung ipinanganak na  pusong babae talaga.  It was not their choice pero ganun ang feelings nila.  Pero yung nagising sya isang umaga, he decided to be gay.  Influence lang ng paligid?”

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Once in a while I observe my husband without his knowledge.   When he is giggling,  laughing.  I look at his hand gestures.   Did ba he’s always out with men,  yung mga barkada nya, ka golf nya.  Nung araw pag lumalabas kasama mga barkada,  sasabihin “eh ganyan talaga ang mga lalaki,  mabarkada”.

Ngayon we’re not really sure what they do when they chill-out together.  What they talk about.  Do they talk about women (very bad),  or do they talk about foundation,  facials and lip sheener (very  bad)?

Hindi bagay kay Edmund ang bakla.  Hindi sya tatanggapin ng LGBT community.  Hindi sya cute.  He’ s too pa-macho to be gay.  (I hope).   Nay ko po.  I should not even entertain this kind of thoughts.  Ngayon pa lang parang gusto ko na syang hampasin.    Hindi pa sya nakaka-ranas ng sapak galing sa akin.    Pagnagkataon,  talagang pupukpukin ko sya nitong laptop ko.   Sasakalin ko pa sya.    What does he expect me to say “Go girl,  find your inner self”.