Hello Angie

A——“Hello”
Man—-“Helllooooo”.
A——“Hi, good afternoon..”
Man—-“Helllloww”.
A——“Hi, are you the…
Man—-“HE HELLOWWW”.
A (buntung-hininga, ano ba to nakaka pagod).
A——“Kayo po ba ang may ari nung lupa o broker po kayo?”
Man—-“Helllooww, Broker akooooo”.
(Medyo bingi yata.)
A——“May I have your name please?”
Man—-“Hellow, hellow”.
A——“Anong pangalan nyo?”
Man—-“Mar”.
A——“Mar, my name is Annie”.
Man—-“Ha? Angie?”
(Oh God)
A——“Annie”.
Man—-“Ikaw si Angie?”
A——“Hindi ho, Annie”.
Man—-“Oo nga, ANGIE”.
A——“Ahh nnniiie”.
Man—-“ANO BA ANG PANGALAN MO?”
(He sounded inis na. INis na rin ako. I yelled AAAAANNNNNIIIIE!)
Man—-“en ay i”.
Naku inispell pa.
A——“Yes that’s right, Annie”.
Man—-“Angie anong surname mo?”
Pesteng ngyawok.
A——“Tan”.
Man—-“Tan, ti en, as in Lucio Tan”.
(Dyos ko, nakaka menopause itong tao na ito.)

A——“Ano’ng frontage nung lote?”
Man—-“Twelve, Fourteen, Fifteen”.
A——“It has to be exact. What’s the exact width?”
Man—-“It’s perfect”.

Waahhhh I give up!