Manyakis Driver, Bantay Salakay Security Guard

While we were in Lisbon, Edmund received a report from the security guard stationed at our residence that driver JJ went swimming in our pool and took off his shorts exposing his hotdog and betlogs. The two maids cleaning on the second floor of the house saw him from the window.
The two maids told Antonia what they had just witnessed so Antonia called the driver’s attention and a heated argument ensued so the guard sent the driver home.
That was the guard’s version.
His report was half-true. Facts we gathered:
1. Security Guard Geo was with the driver when the alleged strip-teasing happened. They were swimming together. In fact, that was the third time that Geo went swimming in our pool without our permission and knowledge.
2. Guard also allowed another driver named Ryan to swim with him while we were in the US. Ryan is no longer with us.
3. Driver JJ alleged that he didn’t take off his shorts. His alibi was that his shorts were loose and when he dove into the pool, nahubo daw. The maids witnessed that he intentionally removed his shorts. Exhibitionist.
4. Twice while driving for maid N, driver Jo grabbed her hand and tried to place N’s hand on his pututuy. Manyakis.
5. He did the same thing to maid J.
6. According to maid N, while driving, driver Jo kept touching her left hand, arm, leg, shoulder, etc.
7. One morning, while maid J and maid N were sweeping in the foyer, driver Jo appeared touching his bird and told the two ladies “gusto ko naming makatikim ng ibang putahe. Sawa na ako sa asawa ko. Kaya nga asawa ang tawag, kasi sawa na”. The maids got so scared they ran inside the house and locked the door. Potential rapist.
8. Antonia confronted him by saying “bakit malaki ba yang pututuy mo at gusto mong ipakita?”
9. Security Guard George and Driver JJ connived by stealing three boxes of body soap stacked in our garage. They also stole several more items they took from the billiard room.
10. Driver JJ loaded the boxes of soap in one of our cars. Manyakis na magnanakaw pa.
11. When we were away, or when we were all asleep, Security Guard George would go up to the auxiliary kitchen and in the billiard room looking for something to steal.
12. By the time I came home, driver Jo had already been fired by Oyen. I wanted to accompany the maids sana most especially N to the barangay so she could file a formal complaint for acts of lasciviousness, etc. Dapat dyan ikadena sa loob ng bahay nila.
13. I found three written salaysay at the kitchen island when I arrived from abroad, signed by the three maids detailing the katarantaduhan of driver Jo.
14. Sgt. Pepper alleged that the wife of driver Jo went to him asking how come her husband has no more job. Sgt. Pepper took pity on her by recommending driver Jo to another family living in Acropolis. Abogado daw yung bagong amo.
15. Lagi daw mainit ang ulo nung guardia lalo na pagnapagsabihan, nagdadabog daw at ikinakasa lagi ang baril, kaya natatakot itong mga babae at yung bagong driver.
16. Sgd. Geo instructed the other security guard to change the time driver JJ came in and went home. “Pag dumating sya ng alas nueve ilagay mo alas otso. Kung umuwi sya ng alas dos, ilagay mo alas singko. #dagdagbawas #overtime
Etong security guard, bukod sa sweldo nya galing sa agency, binibigyan pa sya ni Edmund ng extra. Pagkumain kami sa restaurant at me sobra kaming pagkain, sa kanya lagi napupunta. Meron pang pasalubong sa kanya galing sa abroad. Kala ng anak ko eh mabait sa mga aso namin, yun pala pag wala kami, sinisipa nya si Hugo (German Shepherd).
Madalas sobra tayong tiwala sa mga tao natin pero pagnakatalikod tayo eh puro kalokohan at kabastusan ang inaatupag at magnanakaw pa.