November 30, 2013 Saturday

Jane——- “Mam, tumawag ho yung gwardya, papasok daw yung pets cuntrol”.
Omb——- “Pest control, sige”.
Omb——- “Hello, Guard, papasukin yung nagpe-pest control”.

After 30 minutes
Omb——- “Jane, asan na yung pest control, bakit ang tagal?”
Jane—– “Nadyan na sa gate mam”.

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After several hours,
Omb——— Who is this?
Nyke——– Stitch.
Omb——– Stitch, what have they done to you?

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Oyen——- “Ma, are they done? Did you pay na? I gave you the money”
Omb——– “I gave the money to Shoti”.
Oyen——- “Did you add tip?”
Omb——– “No, Shoti said P2,700 + 300 tip”.
Oyen——- “That’s not enough, it’s 2,850. P450/dog plus Lucy’s P550 + 400 tip”
Omb——– “Naku anak, they left na. I will call the gate”.
Omb——– “Hello guard, naka labas na ba yung pet grooming?’
Guard—— “Roger, tinatanong ni mam, kung nakalabas na daw si pit groom. Wala pa si pit groom? Pit groom! Roger, roger, pit groom roger”.

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