Wedding events have evolved. I think the variations and introduction of new ideas are coming from the event organizers. Tila wala na ngayon yun pinapalipad na two doves. Instead, fun games are held. The more mahalay, the better.
The games were the real dessert.
The guys were made to wear this brief / boxer short / undie. Tapos yung girls would kiss it. Paramihan ng lip marks. Of course the much awaited turn-on and kilig moment for this 30+ year old participants was the women kissing the birdie part. Yung naka umbok which the emcees referred to as the bullseye.
What’s the name of this game? Kiss the Brief or the Bird?
Volunteers are required. To count the number of lip marks.
Mga matutulis na gulay, saan kaya ilalagay?
Here’s the mechanics: Yung gulay isusuksok between the thighs of the guy. It must be positioned as close to his bird as possible. Magpaka-totoo: this tulis na gulay eh kunwari the guy’s matulis na alam nyo na. The women contestants go around him while the music plays on. This is the new mahalay version of Trip to Jerusalem. So what’s the modern name of this game: Trip ko Bird Mo?
The guy was so defensive. Mukhang takot. Talagang he’s guarding his bird with all his might at baka nga naman sa halip na sili ng labuyo ang makuha ng female contestant eh birdie nya ang madagit. When the music stops, whoever grabs the tiny bird (sili) first wins.
This is the finale. Nung panahon namin walang ganito. Magagalit ang mama ko kasi mahalay.
Uuyyy, kunwari…