Re-Joyce

Our new cook is an extraordinary person.  She’s just been here for 3 days  and I have discovered so many things about her.

Yesterday she told me that she’s a faith healer and a psychic.  Then she said she’s a business woman doing international trade with the US, Taiwan, HK, Singapore, etc.  I got scared when she said these, oh no baka drugs.  so I asked her,  “What do you sell?”   She said AMWAY.

She’s been vocalizing while in the kitchen.  She said she’s a singer.  She started singing when she was 10.  She sang at fiestas, weddings, school programs, etc.

Her  husband- to- be  died of heart attack before they could get married.  They had 2 children aged 2 and 1.

Joyce said she’s going to publish her life story.

She said she owns 10 hectares of agricultural land in Romblon planted with coconut trees, mangoes, etc.  The fruits are given away for free because neighbors don’t have money to buy them.

She said she intends to buy the adjacent 10 hectares to increase her land holdings.

13 men came and  started digging in her land without her permission.  These men  allegedly had a written authorization from the Central Bank to search for gold in her property.  She said 7 of these men have already died.  I wonder how?  Kinulam?  or Iniulam?

I told her,  “Wow Joyce,  you don’t even need to work as a domestic.  Your property could be worth millions.”  She said this would be her last job as cook.

It should be.  Because

last night she served us hotdog for dinner.

This morning hotdog again.

And no kidding,  tonight at dinner,  some hotdogs again.

What a coincidence.   My Kuya Lito  gave me two tickets to Hotdogs Reunion Concert for tonight at the Dusit Thani Hotel in Makati.   I gave away the tickets to my accounting staff because my husband wasn’t interested to watch.  Me naman,  dalawang araw na ako puro hotdogs.