A baby named Traffic

Our lives would be much lighter if traffic in Manila is only in moderation.
I was supposed to go to Tagaytay the other day for several errands and a 4:30 meeting but I turned around due to horrendous traffic in San Pedro, Laguna. Meron daw butas sa kalye kaya labu-labo na ang sasakyan.

This morning, for no reason- sobrang traffic also. What’s new. Edmund keeps telling me to accept that it would be traffic everyday.

Traffic again, EDSA

I wonder if there’s a person named Traffic. And why would any parent name a child Traffic? Aba malay mo, it could be that a couple got stuck in traffic and sa inip nila, they engaged in some calisthenics inside their car. Ayun na nga, the result is a baby named Traffic.

I will give P5,000 to the parents of a baby named Traffic. Basta kung sino ang mauna. I have to see the birth certificate, baptismal certificate, and photos. Basta I have to be convinced that that’s really the baby’s name.

There could only be one winner. O ano, what are you waiting for? Gumawa na agad ng baby. Sa kanto ng EDSA at Buendia, o kaya dun sa EDSA tunnel para madilim.
Ang init ngayon ano, sobrang pawis.
Advanced thank you for the calories you would burn.

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2 thoughts on “A baby named Traffic

  1. HI Ms. Annie, nang makita ko ang photo sa post mo na puro beams of concrete, nakaramdam naman ako ng hilakbot.. pano na lang kung lumindol ng malakas….. omg. . Traffic sobra kasi so many are buying Ford cars, hehehe, joke lang.

    1. Hi Jodie, I wouldn’t complain if all the vehicles around were bought from us. Earthquake? Nakupo, God forbids.

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