Our Family Driver’s Presidential Bet

It’s tiring when you and your driver are not using the same computer operating system.

A— “Mor, punta tayo sa Home Depot. Nakapunta na tayo dati duon.”
Mor—“Oo mam, yung pinupuntahan ni sir.”
A—–“Hindi ko alam kung saan sya pumupunta. Dun tayo sa Home Depot sa Julia Vargas. Dyan tayo sa Ortigas tapos kanan ng Meralco Avenue.”

Andar…
A—–“Mor, kumanan ka sa Meralco Avenue. Tapos kaliwa ka sa Julia Vargas.”
A—–“Mooor, kanan tayo dyan….. kanann.”

He went straight past the stoplight. And was turning right to go to MC Home Depot.

A—–“Diretso lang dun sa Julia Vargas tayo pupunta.”
A—–“Diretttsoooooo, sabi ko diretso bakit ka papasok dyan?”
More—–“Dyan si sir nagpupunta.”
A—–“Hindi ako dyan pupunta. Diretso ka pa, tapos hayun, dun, ka kumanan.”
A—-“Kannnannnnnnn, Kanannnnnn, hindi kaliwaaa, pumasok ka dyan, tapos diretso lang. Diretsoooo, diretssooo, hindi kaliwaaaaa. Diretsoooo.”

Hay….

A—-“Diretso lang tayo. Ohhhh wag kang kumaliwa, dead end yan, sabi ko diretso, diretsssdoooooo ano ka ba?”

Hayy again, before we reached Home Depot. Pagud na pagod na ako just by giving him directions.
We have two family drivers, Mor is probably Pentium 1. The other one may be a Pentium 3.
I asked him about his choice of candidate for president.

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