Ohmybuhay gets a lot of spams (not the one from Costco).
With the advent of new technologies, companies need not pay individuals to manually send out promotional letters or emails. I think these messages are mostly computer generated.
I didn’t realize that there are dozens of sites devoted to enlarging men’s most favorite body part. There are also lots of sites focused on enhancing their female counterpart. I even got messages recommending quick and proven techniques on how to increase my boobies’ size. Oh thank you, but no thanks, mine are already huge and have actually started sagging because of weight, not because of my age. When I sit, they touch my stomach, while my stomach rests on my thighs. Whew!
I’ve been offered so many products that I don’t need: enlarger (of what?), elongator (of?), exerciser, moisturizer, wrinkle remover (not for the face!), B___ reduction, shortening (ha?), etc. What I do need is a magic remover of my big stomach.
There are also websites on How to Fake British Accent. I was amused at this. We all know that the British accent has a tremedous appeal to all nations. As soon as we arrive at the Heathrow International Airport, we all , as if there’s a switch, automatically put on a fake British accent. Just like me, when I am here in Manila, I am puntong Maynila, when I am visiting my hometown Binangonan Rizal, I change to my original puntong Binangonan. Especially when I am buying ayungin, kanduli, dalag at tilapia. I get a better deal when I have puntong Binangonan.
There are also sites offering counseling on marriage problems, abortions, teen pregnancy, ” performance” improvement, increase internet traffic, etc.
My most favorite spam is the one that promises to make men love me forever.
Oh wow! or Uhaw!
