I didn’t win the Ultra Lotto 6/58 last night. We all didn’t. The jackpot could hit a billion pesos in the coming draw or draws.
My husband, Oyen, maids, drivers, gardeners, workers. Lahat sila I encouraged to buy tickets. Edmund gave our painter some money and pagdaw tumama hati sila. Talo rin.
Edmund had a hard time thinking of numbers. Up to five numbers pa lang naisip nya napagod na sya. So lucky pick na lang.
My gardener only discovered yesterday that the lotto machine could pick out the numbers for him. He was so amazed at this technological advancement.
He told me he’s going to leave his job and would buy the hectares of land adjacent to our farm.
“Mam, magkalapit bahay na tayo”.
A—-“Syempre, pero baka hindi mo na kami pansinin dahil Don kana”.
I advised him in case he wins, not to gamble, not to lend, to remain a humble and kind person and to set aside some to help those in need.
“Mam, basta hindi ako magbabago ng ugali”.
Next draw the pot money could reach a billion pesos. Whooooo!
I am sure you, and you, and you, just like me, and Edmund, and all the rest already have plans on what we’re going to do with that massive amount of money, if we win. Edmund plans to give away the P500 million to all the Filipino people. Tila may balak kumandidato pagka senador. He will give 2,000 pesos daw per person aba that’s only good for 250,000 persons, kulang na kulang.
Pang mayor lang yan. Baka dun sa Spratly Islands kokonti pa ang tao at botante. Puro flying voters, from the sea invaders.
Ako naman para walang iyakan or favoritism, lahat kayo bibigyan ko. P500,000,000 divided by 100 million Pinoys = P5. Ayan, bibigyan ko kayo tig-lilimang piso. Everybody happy. First, I will buy tickets muna tomorrow.
