Driving and Sagging

I woke up at 6:30 am. I wanted to tell my sister something but maybe they’re still asleep. My room is on the ground floor. Aba eh alas otso na hindi pa sila bumababa. Yun pala they left very early, even before I woke up. Ang aga naman. Siguro kasi they car pooled because they left one car for my use.

Their landline rings every so often.  Kung sinu-sino at mga telemarketers.  Ite-tape ko na nga ang answer ko “Oh, Mr. Aralar is in the office,  I don’t live here, I am only visiting.  I don’t know about that.  Please call in the evening instead”.     Hindi na sila tatawag ng evening dahil syempre tapos na office nila.

Since houses in California don’t have fences,  anyone could knock on the door.  Dito, basta lagi, don’t open your door and don’t talk to strangers.  Kaya even if someone knocks,  I don’t open the door.  Kung Pilipino naman, alam ko agad,  kasi “Helloo, tao po”.

Every time their door bell rings,  parang gusto kong lumuhod at mag-Ama namin. .  Kasi yung tunog parang sa simbahan nagtatawag para mag simba.
I only drive when I am in America.  I haven’t driven a car for a year,  Asan na nga ba side mirror switches nito?
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Driving in America is easier, kaya no need for a driver. Parking is also abundant and take note —– L I B R E.
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I went out, para mahanginan naman ako.
Sarap mag drive dito, maluwag ang kalsada.
Yippeee, walang puwet ng mga bus.
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I went to Southland mall.  I need some undies. Customers here are spoiled, they couldn’t care less, kinakalat na lang mga items.

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There are more design and color choices kung ang iyung kargada sa harap eh sobrang bigat. Sa tulad kong ang cleavage ay kasing flat ng NAIA runway, kokonti ang stocks nila.
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Are you looking at me? I am going to buy you if you come with free boobs.
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Mahirap yata to have a 46D?  Parusa kasi dala-dala mo 24/7. Men like women with big boobs.  Is this what they refer to as bombshells?  Pasensya na, inggit lang ako, but what do you get by having big boobs?   Bragging rights?  Sagging rights? 

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